two fundamentalists.

Two men walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the first man and sighs. "Yes, we do serve beer here." 

The man looks around, sad. He sees people drinking wine, of course, but also beer. Laughing and smiling and raising their glasses. He looks down in disgust. 

"And," the bartender continues, looking at the second man. "Yes, we do serve wine here." 

The second man looks around and sighs. He sees people drinking beer, of course, but also wine. Laughing and smiling and raising their glasses. He looks down in disgust. 

Both men leave the bar, leaving the bartender to mutter something under his breath. 

Each of the men give one another a final stare with a mean look. "I'm sorry you will never appreciate the flavor of beer," the first man says. 

"And I'm sorry you will never appreciate wine," the second man says. 

A final glance of judgment is thrown out before they return to their homes where their wives welcome them with beer, to the first man, and wine, to the second. 

They both sit at their respective tables in their respective houses and, of course, say a prayer before eating. 

The first man says, "Dear God, thank you that we have tasted beer. Thank you that we don't drink wine. And thank you that someday, everyone will drink only beer and that the evil people drinking wine will see the truth." 

The second man, in his house not too far away says, "Dear God, thank you that we have tasted wine. Thank you that we don't drink beer. And thank you that someday, everyone will drink only wine and that the evil people drinking beer will see the truth. "

Yeah, pretty silly story, right?