99 problems...
Yep, life is problems.
When you see him with the perfect hair and the perfect body and the perfect... you can be guaranteed something isn't perfect.
When you see her with the perfect husband and the perfect car and the perfect... you can be guaranteed something isn't perfect.
Because everyone has problems. It's not if you do, it's what they are.
And you have some control over some of them and no control over some of them.
But, rest assured we're all on this with you: problems. Now, once we're over that, don't you feel like you have some space to breathe?