I know how to make eggs

The other morning my daughter was complaining that we were making eggs because she had to leave. 

My wife said, "Do you not know how to make eggs?" 

"I know how to make eggs" she shouted back.

"But do you know how to make them when you don't want to make them?" I responded. 

That's very different. 

And then we all laughed at my fake zen wisdom. And then we thought about it how true it was.