Jesus: Good morning to you all. It's the year 24 and I'm here to answer a few questions.
Jesus: Yes, Jim.
Jim: Hi Jesus. Jim from ABC. Can you tell me whether or not you believe in a "America First" or "Make America Great Again" policy?
Jesus: Excuse me.
Jim: Yes, can you tell me...
Jesus: Yeah, I heard the question. America?
Jim: Oh yes, sorry, it's a country that will exist in about 1,800 years.
Jim: So, do you support an "America First" policy?
Jesus: Not sure, why you're not asking if I support an "Israel First" policy because if I supported any country first, it'd be that one, assuming it's still around but... I generally go with a Kingdom of God first policy. You know, that whole seek first the kingdom of God thing?
Jim: Thank you.
Jesus: Yes, Nancy.
Nancy: Hi Jesus. A follow-up question. Do you support an Israel first policy? I mean they are the chosen people of God? Right?
Jesus: Well Nancy if you read the Torah, you'd see that they were chosen to bless the world. So, again, I support a Kingdom of God policy... which is generally a bless the world policy. So, yes, you are first in order to be last in blessing others.
Nancy. Thank you.
Mark: Hey Jesus. Thanks, a follow-up on that Kingdom of God thing. What is it?
Jesus: I've already answered that. Multiple times.
Mark: But, it seems the answers are always different.
Jesus: They make a point.
Mark: What is that point?
Jesus: That you're asking all the wrong questions.